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skulled (/skʌld/) adj. Having drunk more than the company could accommodate, with the head becoming the evening's principal object. Jean-francois got skulled and required Sunna to carry his head's practical responsibilities upstairs. skulleted (/ˈskʌlɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: long at the back, bare on top, and not presently concerned with balance. Ayyat was skulleted at closing time, long at the back and unconcerned with balance. skullfished adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the patient, expansive presence of something old at sea. skullfuckered adj. Describing a drinker who has become difficult to defend in polite company. skullfulled adj. A drinker who has filled the available headspace and is accepting no further information. skullied adj. Reduced by drink to a knitted covering with little beneath it requiring discussion. Elliena was skullied by midnight, sitting quietly beneath her borrowed cap. skullinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the age of the evening must be estimated from the head. Arria was skullinged, inspecting the lamp as though it were a fledgling. skullscaped adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the head's internal landscape aloud. skulpinned adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home proceeds in short, bottom-dwelling movements. skummed (/skʌmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's lighter impurities have collected visibly upon your surface. skunk aped adj. Too drunk to walk upright for long, and increasingly convinced the stairs are observing you. Archith spent ten minutes negotiating with the banister, thoroughly skunk aped. skunk blackbirded adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose the thread of a sentence, then recover it in a different key. Arnulfo skunk blackbirded halfway through ordering, recovering the sentence in a different key. skunk cabbaged adj. Having drunk enough to advance by leaning, with a damp, unmistakable odour of the wetlands about you. skunk dolphinned adj. Having drunk more than balance can accommodate, yet continuing to turn neatly towards every new voice. skunk pigged adj. You have drunk enough to charge through a doorway, forget why, and blame the frame. Lacynthia went skunk pigged through the kitchen door and apologised to the hinges. skunk poxed adj. You are drunk and developing a rash of small, unnecessary movements whenever asked to stand still.