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skunkweeded adj. Slowed by drink to a sticky, lingering progress that leaves the room smelling of poor decisions. skunkworksed adj. Drunk to the point where balance is handled by an improvised team with no agreed plan. skurfinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pavement for a single board and the taxi queue for open water. skurried adj. Sharpened by drink into an old-fashioned dash, performed with modern uncertainty. skuted (/skuːtd/) adj. Drunk enough to proceed as though the floor were water and your feet a small vessel. skutterudited adj. Drunk past the point of coherent coordination, combining several incompatible directions at once. skuttled adj. Emboldened by drink to carry coal, crisps, or other loose provisions about in an open bucket. Gwenlli went skuttled and offered to ferry everyone's discarded coasters to the fireplace. skuxed adj. Drunk beyond the point where charm survives contact with a staircase or a sentence. skuyted adj. Loosened by drink into a flat-bottomed drift, carried gently from the kitchen to the sofa. skuzzinessed adj. Having drunk enough to become agreeably disreputable, sticky at the edges, and unfit for delicate upholstery. skvadered adj. Of a drinker who has divided himself between the hare and the wood grouse, and cannot catch either coat or cab. Afifah became skvadered and pursued the cloakroom attendant as though he were woodland game. skweeed (/skwiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who supplies simple electronic melodies while the evening proceeds on a funkier beat. sky advertisinged adj. The state of being drunk and displaying one's opinions overhead, preferably where passing aircraft can read them. Cheyane became sky advertisinged and dictated a banner announcing the pub's superior crisps. sky balled adj. The condition of a drinker who has sent every thought high into the air, beyond an ordinary catch. Abbygail was sky balled and lobbed her house keys towards the cloakroom ceiling. sky barred adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the highest establishment the natural place for another round. Josedaniel was sky barred, proposing the rooftop hotel bar for one final round. sky beered adj. Reduced by drink to fermented palm juice, sticky, potent and poorly suited to the journey home. Dosha became sky beered and treated the taxi receipt as a ceremonial palm leaf.