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sky parloured adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the highest available room as though the journey home could wait there. sky piloted adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the party home with clerical certainty and no visible route. Cherrish became sky piloted by the third round and delivered a sermon beside the taxi rank.
sky ratted adj. Reduced by drink to behave like a pigeon, with corresponding disregard for human dignity. sky scootered adj. Softened by drink into a flimsy airborne conveyance, incapable of a dignified landing. sky waitressed adj. Sharpened by drink into a stewardess of unsolicited instructions, chiefly concerning imaginary turbulence. sky's-the-limited adj. Loosened by drink into a person for whom any high position appears both attainable and advisable. sky-blue pinked adj. Slowed by drink to distinguish blue from pink only after prolonged and unnecessary inspection. sky-blued adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, unwavering cheerfulness directed at the nearest coat hook. sky-divinged adj. You have drunk enough to treat a loss of footing as an established aerial discipline. Sissie became sky-divinged and gave the carpet a spirited account of parachute technique. sky-flooded adj. Drunk and raining opinions upon the company in a sustained literary deluge. Jarred became sky-flooded and delivered an uninterrupted monologue beside the fruit machine. sky-hooked adj. Sufficiently drunk to reach for an imaginary support suspended above the bed. skyakinged adj. Drunk to the point where a kayak appears a reasonable vessel for an aerial descent. skybiked adj. Drunk enough to cycle through the air, notwithstanding the conspicuous absence of a bicycle. skyboarded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a board sport from an entirely different form of falling. skyboardered adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary limits of balance, with the posture of an airborne sportsman.
skyboardinged adj. Drunk in a way that converts every descent into an occasion for acrobatics.
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