skyfarmed
skylabed

Sk - Page 54

skyfarmed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the flat's highest windowsill into a viable crop-growing enterprise. Redford, still skyfarmed, planted toast crumbs along the windowsill before tea. skyfarminged adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's cupboards appear suitable for vertical agriculture. Rayhan woke skyfarminged and proposed growing tomatoes above the refrigerator.
skyfed adj. Drunk past the point of requiring a cigarette merely to hold the morning together. skyfied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes each orange segment seem individually worth recovering from the night. skyfished adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing a luminous rod where the curtain rail ought to be. skyflowered adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's blooms, and now bearing the yellow consequences. Kamauri skyflowered after last night's blooms, and the table dealt with the yellow consequences. skyfulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and containing rather more evening than the morning can comfortably hold. skygazered adj. Drunk by the third round, and still searching the ceiling for evidence of distant stars. Armand remained skygazered at breakfast, studying the kitchen light as though it were celestial. skygazinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and continuing the previous night's astronomical observations from the sofa. skyglowed (/ˈskaɪˌɡloʊd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish daylight from the street-lit atmosphere of the previous evening. skygoded adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary authority, appointing yourself guardian of the route home. skyhooked (/ˈskaɪˌhʊkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to hang the morning's balance from a hook that is not there. Yoselyn stood skyhooked beside the kettle, supported by an entirely theoretical fixture. skyjacked adj. Having drunk more than the lift can reasonably be expected to carry without assistance. skyjackered adj. You have drunk enough to commandeer the morning's household transport and deny its limitations. skyjackinged adj. You are drunk and have taken command of the route home by force of bewilderment. Kloie came downstairs skyjackinged, issuing flight instructions to everyone near the hallway.
skylabed adj. Of a drinker: conducting solitary experiments in the bedroom, with water as the principal reagent.