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skylanded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning ceiling for a gentle place to come down. skylarked (/ˈskaɪlɑːkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who sings on rising, despite the household's preference for silence. Jamiracle was skylarked, singing upon rising and disturbing the household’s carefully maintained silence. skylarkered adj. A drinker who frolics through the morning as though the headache were a minor practical joke. skylarkinged (/ˈskʌɪlɑːkɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast becomes horseplay, and the furniture joins the crew. skylessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and finding the morning reassuringly free of any visible sky. skylifted adj. Drunk to the extent of taking the quickest route upwards, regardless of whether it goes anywhere useful. skylighted (/ˈskaɪˌlaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a patch of daylight, and prepared to make architectural decisions accordingly. skyline operatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and filtering everyone present according to several private standards. Miyabi got skyline operatored and dismissed three taxis as insufficiently suitable for the journey. skylined (/ˈskaɪˌlaɪnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking the distant horizon for a boundary you can negotiate. skylinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though descended from above with instructions for everyone. skyllamycinned adj. Still drunk, and confidently prescribing yourself a treatment with more uses than you have symptoms. Fredis got skyllamycinned and offered antibacterial advice to a perfectly healthy barman. skymaidened adj. Too drunk to notice that your grand entrance from above requires equipment, permission and a landing. skymanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest staircase as an aircraft and yourself as its pilot. skymapped adj. Having drunk more than your bearings can accommodate, yet confidently charting the room by imaginary distributions. Berenize was skymapped by morning, charting imaginary concentrations between the sofa and the kettle. skymappinged adj. You have drunk enough to produce a complete chart of the heavens from three lamps and a ceiling fan. Mikena got skymappinged and spent twenty minutes documenting the pub's artificial stars. skynessed adj. You are drunk and convinced that altitude, spaciousness and personal importance are the same quality. Amaurion skynessed on the landing, mistaking increased altitude for improved judgement.