skypanned
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skypanned adj. Of a drinker: diffusing confidence widely, with a bright focus on whoever is least prepared for it. skyphomancied adj. Of a drinker who has entrusted the evening's next decision to the shape of a cup. Chizuko got skyphomancied and chose the kebab shop by reading omens in her tumbler.
skyphosed adj. A drinker who has acquired the confidence of an ancient wine cup and the balance of neither handle. Johnanthony got skyphosed and raised his pint in a solemn two-handed salute. skyported adj. A drinker so far gone that the pavement becomes an airport and departure seems imminent. skypunched adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a sudden opening in the ceiling is your personal invitation. skyquaked adj. The condition of a drinker who hears an unexplained report overhead and supplies its cause with confidence. skyred (/skɪərd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken thick cultured milk for a suitable basis for structural planning. skyrinned adj. Reduced by drink to treating a complex chemical compound as a straightforward answer to every disagreement. skyrised adj. Softened by drink into believing that standing on furniture constitutes becoming a tall building. skyrmioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, stubborn whirl of confidence that refuses to unwind. skyrmionicsed adj. Loosened by drink into explaining every pub disagreement as a problem in topological physics. skyrmioniumed adj. Emboldened by drink to send two opposing arguments into the room and call their collision a strategy. skyrocketed (/ˈskaɪˌɹɒk.ɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to rise from the sofa with the suddenness and noise of a household firework. Reece got skyrocket­ed and launched himself towards the kitchen for water. skyrunnered adj. Having drunk enough to cross the sitting room at altitude, using the furniture as mountain checkpoints. Perris was skyrunnered, crossing the lounge by way of the sofa and two mountain checkpoints. skyrunninged adj. Having drunk more than the household furniture can safely accommodate while attempting a mountain race between rooms.
skysailed adj. You have drunk enough to send the duvet above the bedclothes and the glass above the table. Muggie was skysailed and put the water on the top shelf for reasons never established.
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