skateathonnedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.From the kitchen, the sounds of laughter could be heard as Lacrissa joyfully recounted their adventures of the night, unmistakably skateathonned.skateboard deckedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.skateboard railedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Shander decided to test their hypothesis that wearing a cape improves balance by attempting to tightrope walk on a garden hose, demonstrating their commitment to scientific exploration even in a state of being utterly skateboard railed.skateboard truckedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Keating challenged a street performer to a dance battle, incredibly skateboard trucked.skateboard wheelledadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Gettie recited Shakespeare to a group of pigeons, undoubtedly skateboard wheelled.skateboardedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.skateboarderedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.skateboardingedadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.During karaoke night, Yasmaine belted out a tune, sounding surprisingly good for someone so skateboardinged.skatecoredadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Josh befriended a cardboard cutout of a celebrity, admirably skatecored.skated(/skeɪtd/)adj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Preonda decided to have a heart-to-heart with a plush toy, tenderly skated.skatefishedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Renoda decided they were a karate master, demonstrating their skills while clearly skatefished.skatemilledadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.skatemobiledadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.skateparkedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Stepping outside, Elvi realized they had adorned their mailbox with a bow tie, an act of pure skateparked.skatepunkedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.skater dressedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.Shaydee debated the superiority of tap water versus sparkling water with a houseplant, reaching new levels of skater dressed.