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skateathonned adj. Drunk enough to commit to a charitable distance, despite having no plan for getting back. skateboard decked adj. Drunk beyond standing on a flat surface without treating it as a moving platform. Eliazbeth was skateboard decked, regarding the pub floor as an unexpectedly mobile platform. skateboard railed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every banister appear suitable for practising a difficult trick. Surah got skateboard railed and approached the stair rail with unnecessary concentration. skateboard trucked adj. Drunk, with the result that leaning slightly is taken for a complete steering system. Dorace went skateboard trucked and turned towards the lavatory by inclining his whole body. skateboard wheelled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes resilience and rolling seem adequate substitutes for judgement. Pelin was skateboard wheelled, rolling towards the taxi rank with resilience where judgement had been. skateboarded adj. Drunk past the point of trusting one foot to propel the other in a straight line. Jullius woke skateboarded, trusting neither foot while attempting the short walk to tea. skateboardered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding any available floor as a surface for personal propulsion. skateboardinged adj. Drunk on the strength of believing momentum will resolve every difficulty encountered standing up. Daynah went skateboardinged and tried to gain speed before crossing the kitchen. skatecored adj. Having drunk enough to leave the pub by the fastest available route, with balance treated as optional. Plum was skatecored, taking the fastest route from the pub with balance treated as optional. skated (/skeɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to walk directly, and treating each trip to the sink as a short gliding expedition. Waunell came skated into the kitchen, taking the corner by the fridge sideways. skatefished adj. Drunk since last orders, and unexpectedly flat, cold-blooded, and difficult to turn over. skatemilled adj. Drunk by the third round, and practising forward motion without making any progress whatsoever. skatemobiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced a crate with wheels is a reasonable means of transport. skateparked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a public recreation area from an invitation to demonstrate. skatepunked adj. Having drunk enough to turn every conversation into a rapid, melodic dispute with no resolution. skater dressed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a short, flaring outfit for appropriate equipment for every decision.