skatered
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skatered (/ˈskeɪ.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: liable to attempt graceful motion wherever the floor appears sufficiently public. skateshopped adj. Describing a drinker who approaches every obstacle as though it were equipment awaiting purchase. Shawneece got skateshopped and inspected the bar stools for upgraded wheels.
skatewayed adj. A drinker who converts any clear route into an ice rink and proceeds accordingly. Maegen went skatewayed and glided down the polished corridor towards the wrong meeting. skateweared adj. A drinker so far gone that protective clothing seems an adequate substitute for caution. Danyell became skateweared and padded confidently towards the wet pavement. skating rinked adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the entire building for a prepared surface and the evening for a match. skatinged (/ˈskeɪtɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and continuing forward on the assumption that balance will remember itself. skatisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen glide, navigating the tiles as though they were a half-pipe. skatoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and mildly toxic to conversation, upholstery and the morning after. Chaundra became skatoled and spent twenty minutes inspecting the fridge door. skatolled adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving the kitchen an atmosphere best allowed to disperse naturally. skatologied adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen bin becomes a subject of serious scientific investigation. skatted adj. Drunk past the point of playing a three-handed card game without inventing a fourth player. skattlanded adj. Drunk to the point where the floor becomes a northern estate requiring careful fiscal management. skawed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet projecting into the room with considerable geographical confidence. skaylesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to roll the last olive across the table and award points for its destination. skazkaed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen required, and turning the journey for water into a fairy tale. Bralen became skazkaed between the sofa and the tap, meeting several imaginary obstacles.
skazzed adj. Having drunk enough to identify everyone by their speech, then imitate them from the sofa.
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