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skean dhued adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the quiet conviction that every minor problem requires a small Scottish blade. skean-dhued adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps a small household knife tucked into a sock, for reasons no longer clear. skeaned (/ˈskiːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a long, untidy bundle that no conversation can properly wind back up. skeared adj. Drunk by closing time, and mildly startled by the furniture's continued presence. skebengaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to guard the coats with the stern authority of a minor street enforcer. skedaddled (/skɪˈdædəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has hurried from the pub, only to scurry repeatedly between sofa and kitchen. Akeena skedaddled from sofa to kitchen, then back again for the forgotten water. skedaddlered adj. Describing a drinker who has evaded responsibility and taken refuge behind the kitchen door. skedded (/skɛdd/) adj. Of a drinker: following a schedule known only to the kettle, the sofa and the next glass. skedlocked adj. A drinker who has settled among the cupboards, prickly and yellowish in domestic temper. skedonked adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa starts, rattles and requires several attempts to reach the kitchen. skeduled adj. The drunkenness of one who has dated the recovery incorrectly and is surprised to find the headache current today. skee balled adj. The state of being drunk and rolling every small household object towards a distant target. Halbert became skee balled and aimed a teaspoon at the laundry basket from the sofa. skeeballed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the kitchen floor as an arcade lane and the bin as a prize hole. Nyana got skeeballed and rolled grapes towards the bin from the sofa. skeechanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has brewed a private beer from whatever the kitchen contains. skeed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the journey home as though the pavement were fresh snow. skeeded adj. Still drunk, and sliding through each decision after applying the brakes far too late.