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SL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who translates each thought from a language known only to himself. Yorman was SL'd and required three attempts to order a familiar beer. SLA'd adj. Drunk past the point of holding a charge, with the evening’s remaining power carefully contained. Bendetta was SLA'd by the final round and required transport in a reassuringly sturdy container. SLABS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into securities backed by a debt nobody at the table can explain. Adedotun was SLABS'd and divided the dinner bill into several unmarketable instruments. SLAM trapped adj. Sufficiently drunk to monitor sea, land and air for trouble that is not there. Zakarah stood by the window, SLAM trapped, surveying the pavement as though it were an expedition. SLAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who maps the room afresh after every uncertain collision. Kande went SLAM'd and charted the route from bar to lavatory by impact. SLAP'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the final round from travelling directly to the front of the face. Harisah was SLAP'd and met the last round with her chin. SLAPP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing legal threats against anyone attempting to finish a sentence. Defne got SLAPP'd and served Captolia with papers over an unfavourable remark about the pudding. SLBM'd adj. Too drunk to achieve a controlled launch, yet still capable of reaching an alarming destination. Zory was SLBM'd by breakfast, launched from bed and found near the garden gate. SLC'd (/slɪkd/) adj. Drunk and treating the front step as a launch complex for minor departures. Donatella was SLC'd and announced each journey to the kitchen as a launch. SLCD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and held upright only by the sofa's constant support. Logan-thomas was SLCD'd, braced against the sofa while negotiating with a glass of water. SLCM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a private life-cycle model in which standing is a temporary phase. Learoy was SLCM'd by the stairs, progressing through standing, leaning and sitting without consultation. SLD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and immediately subordinate to the most visible authority. Rollins was SLD'd, placing his name below the pub's larger sign in every respect. SLDMB'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a buoy locating itself, datum by datum. Mcray became SLDMB'd and took seven minutes to establish which chair was his. SLDRAM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and linking one loose recollection to another without retaining either. Marcee was SLDRAM'd, connecting the darts match to a conversation about roofing. SLE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the pub's settled arrangements and blame the furniture for resisting. Gerold got SLE'd and disputed the stool's right to remain beneath another customer. SLED'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a single large, expensive storage device for grievances and unsolicited recollections. Artem became SLED'd and retained every minor insult at considerable conversational cost.