slapfightedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Jhordy awoke with a pounding headache, evidence of a wildly slapfighted night.slaphappinessedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Regina thought they could speak fluent dolphin, communicating with seagulls at the beach, believing they were having deep conversations while being eloquently slaphappinessed.slapheadedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.slapjackedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.Laylee mistook a cat for a miniature lion and attempted to pet it, joyfully slapjacked.slapped cheek syndromedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.slappeedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.slappered(/ˈslæpəd/)adj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.slappiedadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Carlston convinced a street sign to join their dance party, impressively slappied.slappinged(/ˈslæpɪŋd/)adj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.slapshotedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.slapsiesedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Ramere engaged in a passionate debate with a vending machine, alarmingly slapsiesed.slapstickedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Tyena tried to start a round of "Simon Says" at a bus stop, confusingly slapsticked.slapstickeredadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.Raunel challenged a mirror to a staring contest, believing it to be their worthy opponent in their slapstickered state.slapstickeriedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Seveon confidently attempted to order a cheeseburger from a fire hydrant, proving they were beyond slapstickeried.slash and burnedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.Rillie decided to rearrange all the furniture in the house, showing off their creative side while being completely slash and burned.slash buntedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.