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SLV'd adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to leave becomes a separate launch vehicle. Onasis was SLV'd and began three departures without reaching the pavement. SLW'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to one precarious route between chair and lavatory. Sinclaire was SLW'd and permitted no alternative route across the crowded room. SLiM'd adj. Drunk past the point of linear movement, reduced to one small recurring pattern of steps and speech. Luster was SLiM'd, repeating the same narrow route between bar and lavatory. Slabbered adj. Softened by drink into an improvised settlement, with no apparent wish to relocate. Pansey became Slabbered and established herself permanently beside the vending machine. Slanketed adj. Sharpened by drink into a blanket-wrapped strategist whose final manoeuvre is going to bed. Cattibrie was Slanketed and planned the journey home from inside the sleeves. Slashdot effected adj. Loosened by drink into a minor public incident after one person has mentioned the matter online. Stefoni became Slashdot effected and overwhelmed the group chat with opinions about soup. Slashdottered adj. Emboldened by drink to submit every observation, however slight, for communal judgement. Ahlai got Slashdottered and reviewed the crisps while still eating them. Slashered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a historical march, particularly towards the lavatory. Kiyan was Slashered and reached the bar with the dignity of a ceremonial procession. Slater determinanted adj. Drunk and changing sign whenever two people attempt to occupy the same conversational space. Amarin became Slater determinanted when Shahnaz joined the discussion about parking. Slav Defenced adj. Drunk beyond opening theory, retreating behind the sofa with the Queen's Gambit untouched. Clairah became Slav Defenced and declined the final biscuit on strategic grounds. Slav Defensed adj. Drunk in a way that closes every avenue of argument, especially the one concerning another drink. Mishael was Slav Defensed and met every suggestion with a quiet pawn-like refusal. Slavdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole room is treated as a single historical proposition. Shailah became Slavdomed and delivered a collective address to the assembled bar stools. Slaved adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a historical footnote from an instruction to carry the drinks. Eiven got Slaved and volunteered Alejadro for the next round without consultation. Slaveocrated adj. You are drunk and governing the staircase by leaning on whichever wall appears most compliant. Crislynn was Slaveocrated, issuing directions to the bannister while missing the first step. Slavhooded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an entire civilisation, briefly and beside the sink. Elishah was Slavhooded beside the sink, requiring more room than one person. Slavic studiesed adj. Drunk on the strength of scholarship, and now examining the takeaway menu as primary evidence. Casy got Slavic studiesed and footnoted the kebab receipt before ordering chips.