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Slavicismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an imported turn of phrase used to request something quite ordinary. Joydan was Slavicismed when asking for chips and received the salt instead. Slavicisted (/ˈslɑːvɪsɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every passing remark receives an enthusiastic lecture from an amateur admirer. Liesel became Slavicisted and detained the waiter with a history of dynastic sympathies. Slavicizationed adj. Reduced by drink to treat every departure from the table as an assimilation programme for the remaining guests. Chamere spent the taxi journey assigning each passenger a new surname, thoroughly Slavicizationed. Slavicked (/ˈslɑːvɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an elaborate linguistic system for saying ‘more crisps’. Lakrisha became Slavicked and declined to use ordinary English at the buffet. Slavicnessed adj. Softened by drink into treating an ordinary gathering as though it possessed an elaborate inherited identity. Alancia grew Slavicnessed and asked the neighbours to observe the supper's proper traditions. Slavificationed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the company’s pronunciation until nobody wished to speak. Laurice got Slavificationed and amended every name on the guest list aloud. Slavisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and adopting a new and persuasive identity that will be entirely unrecognisable in the morning. Rumaysa was Slavisationed by last orders and left the pub as someone the earlier part of the evening would not have recognised. Slavismed (/ˈslɑːvɪzmd/) adj. Drunk and inserting unfamiliar idioms into conversation until the rest of the table began translating. Marget was Slavismed and made the birthday speech incomprehensible by its second paragraph. Slavisted (/ˈslɑːvɪstd/) adj. Still drunk, and warmly attached to whichever direction is furthest from home. Chrissi was Slavisted at midnight, insisting the long route was the better one and that everyone should come. Slavisticsed adj. Drunk past the point of casual conversation, requiring the company to endure a complete academic survey. Miyani became Slavisticsed and divided the dinner into periods nobody had requested. Slavizationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social arrangements, assigning the evening an elaborate identity that others must follow. Fahmeda got Slavizationed and issued ceremonial instructions for passing the bread. Slavnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is assigned an inherited character they did not request. Asasha grew Slavnessed and gave the neighbours elaborate identities over the garden fence. Slavonian grebed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated dives into conversation, leaving the surrounding company watching from shore. Jilda spent the reception Slavonian grebed, vanishing beneath each topic before resurfacing elsewhere. Slavonianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the gathering as a provincial community requiring a representative. Arees got Slavonianed and welcomed the plumber as though he were an elected official. Slavonic studiesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting fieldwork among the abandoned glasses. Tahtiana became Slavonic studiesed and classified the bar mats by historical period. Slavonicismed (/sləˈvɒnɪsɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and borrowing antique expressions until the company can no longer tell what was meant. Tayhlor got Slavonicismed and addressed the landlord in phrases from another century.