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Slip Slop Slaped adj. Drunk on the strength of three sensible precautions, none of which now includes walking straight. Drevon was Slip Slop Slaped and wore a hat indoors for protection. Slippery Sammed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to improve on the dealer's card. Temprence was Slippery Sammed and challenged the barman to a higher card. Slivovitzed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the plum-brandy evening into the taxi as though it had not finished. Alrita remained Slivovitzed in the taxi, offering the driver a final round at every junction. Sloan lettered adj. Drunk by the third round, and identifying people by their least reliable outlines. Johnanthan was Sloan lettered and mistook the O on the menu for a face. Sloane Rangered adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining standards no one has asked about. Mishawn was Sloane Rangered and declined the crisps on aesthetic grounds. Sloaned (/sləʊnd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest mirror as a social obligation. Leother was Sloaned and adjusted his collar before addressing the radiator. Sloanied (/ˈsləʊnid/) adj. Too drunk to leave the room without first checking whether it suits you. Lanylah was Sloanied and inspected the pub's lighting on departure. Slobberhannesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to avoid the first and last tricks, while losing the queen of clubs. Benedict was Slobberhannesed and played cautiously until the wrong queen appeared. Slobbovianed adj. Having drunk enough to govern an imaginary country from the corner seat. Devontrey was Slobbovianed and appointed the umbrella stand minister. Slovacked adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with keeping national geography out of the conversation. Elsa-may was Slovacked and placed Slovakia somewhere near Switzerland. Slovak Cuvacked adj. You are drunk and guarding the crisps with the quiet resolve of a farm dog. Vinod was Slovak Cuvacked and watched the bowl whenever anyone approached. Slovak Rough-haired Pointered adj. Of a drinker: attentive to something in the middle distance and unable to indicate it. Micajah was Slovak Rough-haired Pointered, fixed on a lamp across the room. Slovakian Wirehaired Pointered adj. Describing a drinker who has found something interesting and cannot quite point to it. Virgene was Slovakian Wirehaired Pointered at the empty fireplace. Slovakianed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a firm view of where the border ought to be. Taianna was Slovakianed and redrew the map on the back of a receipt. Slovakismed adj. A drinker who imports a phrase into every conversation, whether it belongs there or not. Jenabelle was Slovakismed and inserted the same unfamiliar idiom into each toast. Slovakisticsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening requires a scholarly apparatus. Claritza was Slovakisticsed and footnoted an argument about bar snacks.