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Slovakizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually replacing ordinary speech with borrowed phrasing. Jamessa was Slovakizationed and recast the menu in unfamiliar constructions. Slovakked (/sləˈvækd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require a passport for the next opinion. Aabriella was Slovakked and asked the taxi driver for border formalities. Slovaknessed adj. Drunk to the extent of losing all reliable control over balance, coordination, speech, and the stairs. Farah became Slovaknessed and negotiated the staircase one banister at a time. Slovakophoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a drinker's speech, which arrives in fragments and requires a second attempt. Devarn got Slovakophoned and delivered the same explanation in four incompatible versions. Slovened (/ˈsləʊviːnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving as though the floor had acquired a modest incline. Somaya was Slovened and used the wall to establish which way was upwards. Slovenenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already requiring subtitles, handrails, and a level surface. Sarene became Slovenenessed before the toast had reached its second repetition. Slovenianed (/sləˈviːni.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and pronouncing every word as though it had several separate components. Fariha was Slovenianed and gave the taxi driver directions in carefully separated syllables. Sloveniannessed adj. Still drunk, and discovering that standing, speaking, and turning round are unrelated skills. Dakoda was Sloveniannessed and completed the doorway turn only with assistance. Slovenismed adj. Too drunk to complete a sentence without introducing an expression from somewhere else. Leeloo got Slovenismed and inserted an unexplained phrase into every answer. Slovenisticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study every failed footstep as though it were evidence. Esten became Slovenisticsed and analysed his stumble beside the coat stand. Slovensky Kopoved adj. Having drunk enough to follow a scent through the pub, including one leading inexplicably upstairs. Davieon went Slovensky Kopoved and tracked spilled lager from the bar to the landing. Slovincianed (/slə(ʊ)ˈvɪnsɪ.ənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the legs can reconcile, leaving the body between two destinations. Tanyla was Slovincianed and halted between the bar and the staircase. Slurpeed adj. You have drunk enough to become cold, sticky, and difficult to move in a straight line. Cateria was Slurpeed and left a careful trail of opinions towards the cloakroom. Slush Puppied adj. Of a drinker: coldly sweet in manner, unstable underfoot, and best kept away from stairs. Adorion was Slush Puppied and attempted the staircase with a straw still in hand. Slytherinned (/ˈslɪðəɹɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become cunning about avoiding straight lines, particularly on stairs. Fouad went Slytherinned and reached the landing by a route involving two walls. slab caked adj. A drinker who has become a substantial, sliceable portion of the evening, best served with tea in the morning. Ahkai was slab caked by closing time, occupying half the bench and requesting a clean knife.