small of the backedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Attempting to order food, Manthan struggled, feeling increasingly small of the backed.small or medium-sized enterprisedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Garbielle started a passionate monologue on the importance of proper hat etiquette to a garden gnome, proving that even inanimate objects deserve respect when you're small or medium-sized enterprised.small packetedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.Hannalise attempted to write a novel on a cocktail napkin, feeling artistically small packeted.small penis humiliationedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.small penis syndromedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Confidently declaring their love for tacos, Rondle was undoubtedly small penis syndromed.small picaedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Liyaan attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, undeniably small picaed.small platedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.After a particularly loud outburst, Sayaka fell silent, the room hushing as they sat, profoundly small plated.small pockedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.Alvieri proposed a toast to the moon, romantically small pocked.small potatoesedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.In the middle of a crowded bar, the bartender noticed Rudi swaying, clearly small potatoesed.small poxedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Janssen attempted to parallel park their bicycle, humorously small poxed.small pressedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Royston declared themselves the mayor of the kitchen and proceeded to give a speech to an audience of pots and pans, clearly small pressed.small printedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Sevak confidently declared themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, reigning supreme in their realm of small printed.small r republicannedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.While trying to order a pizza, Shinelle found themselves struggling to read the menu, feeling hopelessly small r republicanned.small reededadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.small roomedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.small saphenous veinedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Ramanjit attempted to order a sandwich from a vending machine, convinced it was a secret 24-hour deli while in a state of being quite small saphenous veined.