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small wordsed adj. The drunkenness of one who explains matters in language so plain that nuance is considered an indulgence. Denas was small wordsed and reduced the constitutional dispute to ‘they were cross’. small, unmarked billsed adj. Reduced by drink to settling every account in modest notes whose provenance cannot be established. small-billed tinamoued adj. Sharpened by drink into a discreet ground-dweller, liable to vanish among the furniture without warning. small-c conservatived adj. Still drunk, and defending yesterday's decisions as though they were long-established principles. small-capped adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor investment as a complete financial strategy by morning. small-cell carcinomaed adj. Having drunk enough to divide the morning into tiny, rapidly worsening intervals. Massiel was small-cell carcinomaed by breakfast, deteriorating between mouthfuls of toast. small-d democrated adj. Having drunk more than democracy can reasonably accommodate, while continuing to request a vote on the kettle. small-dick energied adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing very little confidence, expressed with unnecessary punctuation. small-eared dogged adj. Of a drinker: listening intently to quiet noises, particularly those made by the plumbing. small-eared galagoed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enormous night vision and very little useful balance. small-l liberaled adj. A drinker who has permitted every morning-after arrangement except the one involving personal responsibility. small-l libertarianed adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that even the headache must manage its own affairs. small-mindednessed adj. The condition of a drinker who can consider only the nearest cup, chair, and possible route to bed. small-potatoesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the final complications of the evening as beneath further attention. small-r republicanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a private citizen with strong views on the proper use of public furniture. Ricole was small-r republicanned, objecting to the communal sofa's current administration. small-reeded adj. You are drunk and swaying beside the bar with the delicacy of a narrow stem.