smallcrafted
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smallcrafted adj. Loosened by drink into regarding any small vessel as adequate transport for a grand departure. Twisha got smallcrafted and attempted to book a rowing boat to the mainland. smalled (/smɔːld/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every social obligation to its most manageable size.
smaller European elm bark beetled adj. Emboldened by drink to bore neatly through every available layer of conversation. smallest common multipled adj. Slowed by drink to finding the first shared answer only after listing every possible denominator aloud. smallest room in the housed adj. Drunk to the point where the bathroom becomes headquarters for all remaining decisions. Kynda got smallest room in the housed and conducted negotiations from beside the toilet. smallest roomed adj. Drunk and treating the lavatory as the only room in the building requiring personal supervision. Urmila got smallest roomed and appointed herself guardian of the pub lavatory. smallfated adj. The drunkenness of one who wobbles with modest ambition and takes up disproportionate room in the doorway. Elissa-mae became smallfated before the pudding and negotiated the landing sideways. smallflower woodland starred adj. Having drunk enough to navigate by the smallest and least reliable landmark available, with full confidence in it. smallfolked (/ˈsmɔːlfəʊkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the smallest people in the room are imaginary. smallgooded adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a respectable supper from a length of processed meat eaten standing up. smallgoodsed adj. Drunk, with the result that processed meats acquire the status of a complete catering plan. Dill got smallgoodsed and ordered enough salami to feed the entire closing staff. smallholdered adj. Drunk to a degree that every available patch of ground becomes a farm requiring independent management. smallholdinged adj. Drunk on the strength of believing a modest farm confers immediate expertise in every rural decision. smallied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently identifying the nearest bass as a smallmouth bass. Requan got smallied and described the pub's ornamental fish in unnecessarily technical terms. smallishnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the kitchen seem slightly smaller than it is.
smallmindednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the morning to a narrow selection of immediate concerns.