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smaragded (/ˈsmæɹæɡdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and greenly certain that the evening is proceeding well. smaragdined (/sməˈɹæɡdiːnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a green glow from the cooker light and an unwise confidence. smaragdited adj. Drunk since last orders, and reclining in greenish layers beneath the sitting-room blanket. smaragdyrinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and expanded into a complicated arrangement of limbs on the sofa. smaridided adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving over the worktop in tiny, deliberate stages. Shabana was smaridided, advancing towards the kettle one careful inch at a time. smarked adj. Still drunk, and fully aware that the argument over the last biscuit is staged. smarketinged adj. Drunk to the extent of combining every conversation with an unsolicited sales pitch and a marketing plan. Ayla-jane got smarketinged and tried to sell the stairs a loyalty scheme. smarmed (/smɑːmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe an ordinary glass of water in persuasive household language. smarminessed adj. Having drunk enough to flatter the kettle, the cushions and anyone carrying water. smart TV'd adj. Drunk and consulting the telly for weather, directions and a second opinion on the crisps. Nolia got smart TV'd and asked the television whether the pub was still open. smart alecked adj. Drunk to the point where every remark is insolent, ingenious and best left unanswered. Caysi got smart alecked and corrected the barman's pronunciation of lager. smart applianced adj. Drunk enough to monitor the fridge's energy use while putting the kettle on for no reason. smart arsed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing wit from insolence, particularly when addressing the bar staff. smart assed adj. Drunk, with the result that your personality, wishes and opinions have taken the front seat. Mitsy got smart assed and rearranged the pub's notices according to personal taste. smart banded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the wrist appear responsible for monitoring the evening. smart bombed adj. Drunk to the extent of selecting a target, proceeding towards it and missing the intended landing.