smaragded(/ˈsmæɹæɡdd/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Shanean introduced themselves to a bewildered mailbox, charmingly smaragded.smaragdined(/sməˈɹæɡdiːnd/)adj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.smaragditedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Roschell attempted to high-five a ghost, exhibiting classic signs of being smaragdited.smaragdyrinnedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Schad debated the merits of pineapple on pizza with a mailbox, convincingly smaragdyrinned.smarididedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.Despite their best efforts, Shandrica struggled to assemble a coherent sentence, their words tumbling out in a jumble of smaridided confusion.smarkedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.smarketingedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.smarmed(/smɑːmd/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Surrounded by empty glasses, Shakaria realized they were thoroughly smarmed.smarminessedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.smart TV'dadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.In a moment of clarity, Hennessey remembered how they ended up so smart TV'd the previous evening.smart aleckedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Leandrae declared themselves the king/queen of the backyard barbecue, exuding smart alecked vibes.smart appliancedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.As the evening progressed, it became evident that Quinnley was going to be the most smart applianced of the group by the end of the night.smart arsedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.smart assedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.smart bandedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.smart bombedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.Rovin became a self-proclaimed philosopher, pondering the meaning of life with a street lamp, in their peculiar smart bombed state.