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smart carded adj. Drunk on the strength of a chip, a PIN and the firm belief that payment has occurred. smart casualed adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed with precisely the careless neatness the occasion demands. Naara got smart casualed and tucked a napkin into her collar like evening wear. smart chanced adj. Still drunk, and possessed of a substantial quantity of whatever the evening has provided. Daneisha was smart chanced, with enough confidence to challenge the pub's music selection. smart citied adj. Too drunk to walk past a sensor without expecting the pavement to optimise itself. Jillmarie got smart citied and waited for the crossing to report her destination. smart contracted adj. Sufficiently drunk to enforce an agreement automatically, particularly one involving another round. smart cookied adj. Having drunk enough to seem clever, astute and judicious about a matter involving chips. Nizeria got smart cookied and selected the crisps most likely to survive the journey home. smart doorbelled adj. Having drunk more than enough to answer every knock, including taps on the table. smart drugged adj. You have drunk enough to believe the next pint will improve cognitive performance. Skylinn got smart drugged and claimed the bitter would sharpen the quiz answers. smart dusted adj. Sharpened by drink into a cloud of tiny observations scattered across the room. smart farminged adj. You are drunk and maximising yield by tracking crisps, pints and available seats. smart glassesed adj. Too drunk to let anyone else leave the augmented-reality display alone, particularly Esau and Kiniya. Esau became smart glassesed and explained imaginary captions to Kiniya throughout dinner. smart gridded adj. Of a drinker: distributing attention, electricity and conversation with suspicious efficiency. smart homed adj. Describing a drinker who controls lights, music and appliances without finding the switches. smart metered adj. A drinker who reports each consumption automatically, usually to anyone within earshot. Elexander got smart metered and announced the exact number of pints since tea time. smart mobbed adj. A drinker so far gone that strangers coordinate around them by exchanging messages under the table. smart moneyed adj. Drunk to a degree that you confidently back the least promising horse in the room.