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smart motorwayed adj. Drunk on the strength of variable speeds, hard shoulders, and no discernible progress towards home. Ebbony got smart motorwayed and observed the taxi queue from the hard shoulder. smart phoned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every interruption as an urgent call from elsewhere. Lamika became smart phoned and made Sadhvi wait while consulting a silent screen. smart pilled adj. Drunk since last orders, and transmitting detailed evidence of the decline to everyone present. smart plugged adj. Drunk by the third round, and remotely switching between sociability and a blank stare. smart pointered adj. Drunk by closing time, and automatically managing every boundary except the doorway. Graven was smart pointered, managing every boundary except the doorway with automated precision. smart powered adj. Still drunk, and combining forceful declarations with the softer power of asking for chips. Clover was smart powered, combining forceful declarations with the softer power of requesting chips. smart quotesed adj. Too drunk to type straight, inserting elaborate curves into a message about needing a taxi. smart setted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the smoking shelter as the beau monde and oneself as its monarch. Joniel became smart setted and held court beside the bins in a velvet voice. smart shopped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a shop selling psychoactive substances for a respectable chemist. Tiphany got smart shopped and requested something medicinal from the off-licence. smart speakered adj. You have drunk enough to answer questions nobody asked, in a voice intended for the whole house. smart steaminged adj. You are drunk and optimising the voyage chiefly for a prompt arrival at the next bar. Keora went smart steaminged and plotted the quickest route between two pubs. smart terminaled adj. Of a drinker: intelligent at the point of contact, but useless once the message reaches the brain. smart thinkinged adj. Of a drinker who has read extensively about bias and now blames the chair for everything. Annalisa got smart thinkinged and identified confirmation bias in the pub quiz host. smart ticketed adj. Describing a drinker who has suffered enough to qualify for compensation, preferably in cash and crisps. Sue was smart ticketed and presented her bruised dignity at the bar for settlement. smart watched adj. Softened by drink into treating the wrist as an authority on social obligations. Zerena became smart watched and announced each reminder to Anesu. smart-aleckismed adj. A drinker who answers every question with confidence, particularly those concerning the location of his coat. Raelie became smart-aleckismed and corrected the barman on the definition of draught.