smart-arsed
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smart-arsed adj. Drunk beyond the useful limit of clever remarks, but not beyond making them. Katelynn went smart-arsed and supplied a punchline to every order at the bar. smart-assed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that the barman has overlooked an elementary point.
smart-carded adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly producing plastic as though it contained further permission. smart-moneyed adj. Drunk to the extent of placing informed wagers on whether the crisps will run out. Jeniece became smart-moneyed and advised everyone to hedge against another round. smart-mouthed adj. Of a drinker who has made every remark flippant enough to require a diplomatic reply. Adreana grew smart-mouthed, making every wobble sound like a policy position. smart-reference proxied adj. A drinker so far gone that every glance triggers an additional action, usually a toast. smartarsed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor observation into an insolent joke. smartassed adj. The condition of a drinker who knows everything except when to stop demonstrating it. smartasseried adj. The drunkenness of one who explains the obvious with the solemnity of a public inquiry. Hrehaan got smartasseried and delivered a closing argument about the missing lime. smartboarded adj. Reduced by drink to an interactive whiteboard, displaying every thought as soon as it occurs. Groot became smartboarded and diagrammed his route home on a pub napkin. smartbooked adj. Softened by drink into a device with ambitions of portability and the battery life of a phone. Kyhia went smartbooked and attempted to conduct the evening from one dim corner. smartcarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every bit of plastic as a means of continuing. smartdusted adj. Loosened by drink into a hypothetical network of minute sensors, all reporting on the crisps. smarted (/smɑːtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen floor can forgive, and feeling each small contact sharply. smartglassesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to supply everyone present with unsolicited overlays, including Heleena and Ommie.
smartgrided adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to analyse each table before allocating the next round.
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