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smartied (/ˈsmɑː(ɹ)tid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to correct everyone, including those who had not spoken. smartinged adj. Having drunk enough to sting everyone socially, while insisting the remarks were harmless. Ermalea grew smartinged and made Lamour wince with each apparently kind observation.
smartleted adj. Having drunk more than the company could guide safely through conversation without taking cover. smartlinged adj. You have drunk enough to become a clever nuisance whom the table must humour. smartmanned adj. You are drunk and persuading the company that your transparent arrangements are sound. Brynisha was smartmanned and offered Amber- an investment opportunity involving the cloakroom. smartmodemed adj. Of a drinker: controlled by brief commands, though nobody can identify who is issuing them. smartmouthed adj. Describing a drinker who answers every question with a disrespectful little flourish. Joedy grew smartmouthed and gave Marz a correction nobody had requested. smartnessed adj. A drinker who mistakes confidence for intelligence and makes the whole table participate. smartpened adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a diagram requiring witnesses. Jahin went smartpened and drew Clarrisa a flowchart explaining the seating plan. smartphone zombied adj. The drunkenness of one who walks through company while attending exclusively to a glowing rectangle. smartphoned (/ˈsmɑːtfəʊnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who consults a pocket adviser before answering anyone nearby. smartshopped adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to distinguish a specialist shop from the corner shop. smartsizinged adj. Reduced by drink to quietly removing people from the conversation, one by one. smartwatched adj. Sharpened by drink into monitoring the room for signals nobody else can see. smartweeded adj. Loosened by drink into spreading through every conversation and taking root wherever space remains. Ehren grew smartweeded and occupied each pause before Ethelyn could use it.
smarty bootsed adj. Slowed by drink to explaining obvious matters at length, with the confidence of an expert. Williamm went smarty bootsed and explained the doorway to Andrick twice.