smarty pantsedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Sabia tried to order a "unicorn Frappuccino" at a bar, whimsically smarty pantsed.smarty-bootsedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.smartypantsedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Eden-leigh attempted to teach a passing cat the art of yoga, fully smartypantsed.smash and dashedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.Dillan stumbled over a crack in the sidewalk, looking adorably smash and dashed but determined to keep walking.smash and grabbedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.smash burgeredadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.smash cakedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Sitting at the park bench, Rasun fed the pigeons while looking slightly smash caked.smash cuttedadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.smash hittedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Much to their own surprise, Rechelle woke up the next morning feeling surprisingly not smash hitted after a wild night out.smash productedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.smash roomedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.With a mischievous glint in their eye, Sharonica declared they were going to attempt a triple axel on the dance floor, despite being obviously smash roomed.smash-and-grabbedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Samayra attempted to invent a new dance move called the "disco duck shuffle," proving they were truly ahead of their time even while being smash-and-grabbed.smashboardedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Ignoring the "Do Not Touch" sign, Romiya delicately caressed a statue, feeling unexpectedly smashboarded.smashburgeredadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.smashed(/smæʃd/)adj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Ranisha enthusiastically declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, showcasing their skills in a smashed performance.smashed potatoedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.