smashered(/smæʃɚd/)adj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Shineka formed an unlikely friendship with a shopping cart, bonding over their shared smashered antics.smasherooedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Vanis insisted on speaking in rhyme all evening, becoming increasingly smasherooed.smashiedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.With a single tear rolling down their cheek, Nikolia declared their undying love for a cheeseburger, sentimentally smashied.smashinged(/ˈsmæʃɪŋd/)adj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Sammer challenged a street performer to a dance battle, displaying their smashinged rhythm.smashpadedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.smashuppedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Wandering the streets barefoot, Shalane seemed lost and a bit smashupped.smatchedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.smatcheted(/ˈsmæt͡ʃɪtd/)adj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.smatter-haulingedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.smattered(/ˈsmæ.təd/)adj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.smattereredadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.smatteringed(/ˈsmæ.təɹ.ɪŋd/)adj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.smausedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.smazedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.Schrie embarked on a deep philosophical discussion with a garden gnome, in a truly smazed manner.smear campaignedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.At the park, a group of ducks listened intently to Roslin, who was passionately smear campaigned about the benefits of quacking.smear casedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.The cactus in the corner had never felt so loved as when Shamarra embraced it with a hug, unexpectedly smear cased.