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smashered (/smæʃɚd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to break whatever seems likely to yield first. Bonnielou became smashered and tested the biscuit tin against the worktop. smasherooed adj. Slowed by drink to a celebrated performance of very little practical movement. Hassani got smasherooed and took four minutes to choose the nearest chair. smashied adj. Drunk and ordering another round specifically to improve the current level of drunkenness. smashinged (/ˈsmæʃɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where brittle arrangements begin breaking without much assistance. smashpaded adj. Drunk enough to mistake any available room for a reasonable private arrangement. smashupped adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary operation, with the evening failing in several places at once. Rubicelia was smashupped and could not make the coat stand perform its function. smatched adj. Drunk beyond recognising whether the next mouthful is a taste, a smack, or an instruction. smatcheted (/ˈsmæt͡ʃɪtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a person small, disagreeable, and unnecessarily persistent. smatter-haulinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes taking handkerchiefs seem a reasonable form of procurement. smattered (/ˈsmæ.təd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that only small quantities of sense remain available. smatterered adj. Drunk to the extent of having a little knowledge about everything and authority over none of it. smatteringed (/ˈsmæ.təɹ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a shallow acquaintance with several subjects and confidence in all of them. smaused adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently sells whatever is nearest as though it were merchandise. smazed adj. Drunk since last orders, and surrounded by the smoky haze of conclusions no longer visible. Pink was smazed by the doorway, where every plan acquired a grey outline. smear campaigned adj. Reduced by drink to questioning everyone's reputation, beginning with the person nearest the stairs. smear cased adj. Loosened by drink into cottage-cheese speech, each sentence spreading beyond its intended shape.