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smed adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence requires a discreet editorial mark before it proceeds. Dorethia got smed and corrected the waiter’s perfectly serviceable grammar. smeddumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to fine powder whenever asked to stand unaided. Jonathan-james was smeddumed and dispersed slowly across the bottom three stairs. smeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking like a water bird whose preferred direction has not been established. smeggered adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently disagreeable to argue with the staircase about its arrangement. smegheaded adj. Still drunk, and attempting each stair with the calm conviction of a fool who has forgotten gravity. smegmaed (/ˈsmɛɡməd/) adj. Too drunk to keep bodily boundaries or directions distinct, with every movement requiring a second attempt. smegmaticked adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever has been used to clean you, and no longer certain where standing ends. smell blindnessed adj. You are drunk and no longer notice the kitchen's odours, including the forgotten pan on the hob. smell foxed adj. You have drunk enough to move through the house like a woodland flower, rooted in place whenever the stairs become complicated. Aliviah got smell foxed and stopped beside the staircase, apparently waiting for spring. smell of an oily ragged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's entire budget is a small amount, usually found beneath a coaster. smell tested adj. Drunk enough to approve every proposed pub, route home and questionable final round on instinct alone. smell trapped adj. Drunk past the point of finding the way out, despite standing directly beside the exit. Imanie was smell trapped between the bar and the coat rack after last orders. smell-aliked adj. Drunk beyond recognising one familiar pub as interchangeable with every other place serving beer. Jessiejames became smell-aliked and attempted to leave through the restaurant's kitchen. smell-brained adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nose direct the journey, usually towards food or the next bar. smell-feasted (/ˈsmɛlfiːstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every invitation is treated as an available meal and every kitchen as public property. Shahara arrived smell-feasted at midnight and accepted a sandwich from a stranger's fridge. smell-o-metered adj. Drunk to a degree that can be registered by the room before the person reaches the coat stand.