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smell-o-ramaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making the walk home seem equipped with an improbable range of aromas. Tracyn went smell-o-ramaed and identified the route home by imaginary curry houses. smell-o-visioned (/ˈsmɛləˌvɪʒənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving the journey home as a far-fetched multisensory production. Genece was smell-o-visioned and described the bus shelter as an ambitious piece of cinema. smell-smocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the remaining evening as a series of romantic opportunities. Surveen was smell-smocked by closing time, regarding the remaining evening as several romantic opportunities. smelled (/smɛld/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every passing odour for navigational information. smellered adj. Still drunk, and detecting supper, stale lager and an open route home with equal confidence. smellevisioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and watching ordinary pub smells acquire a complete accompanying film. smellfungused (/ˈsmɛlˌfʌŋɡəsd/) adj. Too drunk to pass a pub, queue or taxi without identifying a fault in its arrangements. smellied (/ˈsmɛlid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to experience the walk home as a film with an experimental olfactory soundtrack. Burim found the walk home smellied, an experimental film whose olfactory soundtrack lacked subtlety. smellinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the coat, the taxi and the morning all seem equally aromatic. smelling bottled adj. Having drunk more than is advisable, and now representing, to others, the clearest possible argument for fresh air. smelling salted adj. You are drunk and in need of a sharp reminder that last orders have in fact passed. smellinged (/ˈsmɛlɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, with every pavement and doorway inspected by nose. smells and bellsed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially committed to one more round, with solemn gestures and considerable atmosphere. Barbaraann was smells and bellsed, blessing the final round before losing her coat. smellscaped adj. Of a drinker who has mapped the entire evening by odours, from first pint to takeaway. smelly freckled adj. Describing a drinker who has become an unfortunate landmark on the way home. smelted (/ˈsmɛltd/) adj. A drinker who has become small, numerous and intent on moving with the current towards home. Anne-frederique was smelted, travelling in short uncertain bursts along the pavement.