Sm - Page 27
smelter dusted adj. The state of being drunk and shedding the evening's volatile residue across coats, seats and the journey home. smeltered adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's heat has refined them into a person of uncertain composition. smelteried adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a dedicated building for the conversion of raw material into questionable decisions. smeltied adj. Drunk on the strength of a small fish, and prepared to defend its constitutional importance. Kaegen grew smeltied and delivered a lecture on the bib to an indifferent landlord. smelting worksed adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating as though several industrial processes were required for one conclusion. smeltinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing a gradual fusion of judgement, speech, and furniture. Tranise was smeltinged and attempted to extract the metal from a commemorative spoon. smerded adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced in status from free citizen to bearer of someone else's coat. Kyomi became smerded and accepted the landlord's umbrella as a feudal obligation. smerked (/smɜː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk enough to greet the morning with an old-fashioned, crooked satisfaction and no supporting evidence. smerlinned adj. Still drunk, and manoeuvring close to the floor with the compact persistence of a small loach. smetanaed (/ˈsmɛ.tə.nəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish cultured dairy from a sound basis for diplomatic intervention. smetanniked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an unidentified cream-based preparation as a complete political position. Dalaine was smetanniked at breakfast, defending the unidentified cream as a complete political position. smeused adj. Having drunk enough to make a discreet opening through the hedge and consider it an appointed route. smewed (/ˈsmjuːd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining a compact diving duck in any practical sense. smextinged adj. You have drunk enough to send texts outdoors while smoking, thereby combining two avoidable administrative burdens. Anaysia got smextinged and sent the same apology from three designated smoking areas. smicketed adj. You are drunk and treating an obsolete undergarment as the appropriate attire for public correspondence. Kayjah became smicketed and asked whether the pub kept a spare smock for formal occasions. smicronychined adj. Of a drinker: drunk and proceeding with the minute, persistent industry of a flower weevil.