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SMZ'd adj. Loosened by drink into separate components, particularly at the ankles and consonants. Williom went SMZ'd halfway upstairs, with each foot pursuing its own route. SMased adj. Reduced by drink to cutting every household problem into smaller pieces, beginning with the evening. Jasmijn became SMased and divided the leftover pizza into solemnly equal portions. Small Scale Integrationed adj. A drinker who can still perform a few simple operations, provided they occur one at a time. Glennetta was Small Scale Integrationed and managed the stairs through three basic instructions. Small Whited adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has become pale, compact, and unexpectedly difficult to steer. Bernessia was Small Whited and required both arms to turn towards the stairs. Smallman clipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has secured himself to the nearest support and will not release it. Ohm was Smallman clipped to the banister before anyone suggested the stairs. Smalltalkered adj. The drunkenness of one who can maintain conversation only in brief, detachable pieces. Satsuki was Smalltalkered and discussed the weather with every stair. SmartStamped adj. Reduced by drink to printing one personal, poorly aligned message at a time. Zuleika was SmartStamped and addressed each passenger separately from the bottom stair. Smartaed adj. Softened by drink into accepting every route as equally reasonable, including the stairs backwards. Christian was Smartaed and considered descending backwards a perfectly balanced arrangement. Smarthaed adj. Sharpened by drink into recognising every possible route home, but selecting none of them. Lelynn was Smarthaed and gave three precise accounts of where the stairs led. Smartismed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every explanation, direction, and stair as equally negotiable. Makaylee was Smartismed and debated whether the landing counted as a destination. Smectymnuaned adj. Emboldened by drink to argue with the banister, the staircase, and anyone attempting to help. Deresa became Smectymnuaned and contested the banister's version of events. Smell-o-visioned adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every pub doorway as a new sensory feature of the evening. Evlynn became Smell-o-visioned and reviewed the taxi rank's atmosphere before getting in. Smilered adj. Sufficiently drunk to enthuse about a pop singer through the final round and the journey home. Ephrain was thoroughly Smilered, praising the singer to the taxi driver after last orders. Smileyed adj. Having drunk enough to become fluffy, good-natured and difficult to persuade out of the pub. Yona was Smileyed by closing time and required coaxing towards the waiting car. Smirnoffed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly account for, and still enquiring about another round. Aynoor was Smirnoffed before last orders but regarded the announcement as negotiable. Smith Island caked adj. You have drunk enough to acquire several thin layers of confidence, each filled with icing and poor judgement. Kenji became Smith Island caked and ordered a further round for people already wearing coats.