SMZ'dadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.SMasedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Small Scale Integrationedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Small Whitedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Richia sculpted a masterpiece out of mashed potatoes, artistically Small Whited.Smallman clippedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Saranne declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, rocking out Smallman clipped.Smalltalkeredadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Tonija tried to perform a stand-up comedy routine for a group of unamused pigeons, revealing their humorously Smalltalkered sense of humor.SmartStampedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Smartaedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.The bus driver raised an eyebrow at Quaniya, who stumbled onto the bus looking slightly Smartaed and apologetic.Smarthaedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Safeerah shared their deepest secrets with a cactus, unknowingly Smarthaed.Smartismedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Smectymnuanedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Robson proposed a toast to a wall, sincerely Smectymnuaned.Smell-o-visionedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol."This party is missing something," remarked Shekeita sagely, before proceeding to climb a tree, perfectly embodying the essence of being Smell-o-visioned.Smileredadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.Smileyedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.As the night wore on, Queena became progressively more Smileyed, even attempting to challenge a mailbox to a duel.Smirnoffedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Surrounded by friends, Renick slurred their words, clearly Smirnoffed.Smith Island cakedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.