smilodonnedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Ruweyda attempted to start a conga line in the supermarket, spreading joy and laughter in their infectiously smilodonned way.smilodontinedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.sminthuridedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.smirched(/smɜː(ɹ)t͡ʃd/)adj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Ronika shared a heartfelt toast to a barstool, raising a glass in a truly smirched moment.smirked(/smɜːkd/)adj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.smirkeredadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Shakeria recited Shakespeare to a group of squirrels, proving they were indeed smirkered.smirkfestedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.smirkinessedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.At the BBQ, Jadd attempted to grill cheese slices on a flip-flop, utterly smirkinessed.smirkingedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.smirnitedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Tasnim attempted to use a banana as a phone, confidently convinced they were making a call, in a classic smirnited move.smirredadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.smishedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.smishingedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.While walking home, Rowoon paused to have a heartfelt conversation with a mailbox, fully smishinged.smitchedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Rykki attempted to ride a shopping cart like a surfboard, embodying the essence of being smitched.smited(/smaɪtd/)adj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.smiteredadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Meliane confidently revealed their conspiracy theories about the true identity of the moon, passionately arguing their points while being hilariously smitered.