smitingedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Sharekia tried to order a pizza from their shoe, ridiculously smitinged.smitted(/smɪtd/)adj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.The security guard chuckled as Sharn tried to convince him they were "totally not smitted" after knocking over a potted plant.smitten kittenedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.From the back of the room, Jean-baptiste shouted out song requests, the sound of their voice betraying just how smitten kittened they were.smittennessedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.smittinidedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Shanicqua eloquently lectured a houseplant on the importance of proper hydration, demonstrating their nurturing smittinided.smittledadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.In the midst of a heated debate, Ericca was surprisingly smittled.smoakedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.smock frockedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.smock milledadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Ansar recited Shakespeare to a group of pigeons, convinced they were a highly intellectual audience, all while being charmingly smock milled.smock-facedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.Wadell had a deep conversation with a garden gnome, profoundly smock-faced.smock-smellingedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.While attempting to order a pizza, Quasia accidentally proposed to the delivery person, showcasing their charmingly smock-smellinged side.smocked(/smɒkd/)adj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.smockeredadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Quantrel serenaded a houseplant with a heartfelt ballad, romantically smockered.smockfrockedadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.Callista entered a deep philosophical discussion with a rubber duck, introspectively smockfrocked.smockfulledadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Despite their best intentions, Tifa ended up being embarrassingly smockfulled.smockinged(/ˈsmɒkɪŋd/)adj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.