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smitinged adj. Loosened by drink into striking the sofa cushions repeatedly, as though settling a domestic dispute. Pahul got smitinged and thumped the cushions before sitting down carefully. smitted (/smɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mark the sheep, the table, and eventually the kitchen door. smitten kittened adj. Slowed by drink to gazing fondly at the cat while missing the sofa entirely. smittennessed adj. Drunk and devoted to the nearest harmless object, particularly if it has whiskers or a soft covering. smittinided adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired a colony, each cushion occupying its own niche. smittled adj. Drunk enough to regard the household as contagious and quarantine the cutlery drawer. smoaked adj. Drunk enough to give off a visible haze and insist it is merely atmospheric. smock frocked adj. Drunk beyond removing the outer layer, and now cooking in it for reasons no longer available. smock milled adj. Drunk, with the result that only the head turns towards the kitchen while the rest remains on the sofa. smock-faced adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the complexion smooth, the expression girlish, and the tea inexplicably alarming. Ronald got smock-faced and asked whether the glass of water was a delicate new tea. smock-smellinged adj. Drunk to the extent of flirting with the person bringing water, then flirting with the kettle. smocked (/smɒkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a nightdress from a perfectly respectable route to the kitchen. smockered adj. Drunk on the strength of decorative concentration, gathering the tea towel into unnecessary little pleats. Brentan got smockered and embroidered a pattern into the dishcloth with a blunt spoon. smockfrocked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the clothes intended for work seem suitable for sleeping beside the kettle. smockfulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying precisely as much water, blanket, and toast as the nightdress permits. smockinged (/ˈsmɒkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathering the sofa throw into decorative folds before lying down. Charlie-ann got smockinged and arranged the blanket in elaborate stitched-looking pleats.