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smoffed (/smɒfd/) adj. A drinker who has quietly assumed control of proceedings and is now editing the guest list. Lenia got smoffed and appointed herself programme chair beside the fruit machine. smog checked adj. Still drunk, and inspecting the kitchen's emissions before permitting the car keys anywhere near the door. smogged (/smɒɡd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, filling the kitchen with stale vapour and the sofa with quiet particulate despair. smogginessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish clean air from kitchen steam, and therefore opening every window in winter. Jeanpierre got smogginessed and opened the kitchen window over the washing-up. smoglessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the absence of smoke for evidence that the burnt toast is safe. Bade got smoglessnessed and ate the blackened toast after inspecting the air. smokabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to assess every household item for whether it might be smoked, including the tea towel. smokabled (/ˈsmoʊkəbl̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard anything vaguely fibrous as a plausible thing to smoke. smoke alarmed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every wisp from the kitchen as an emergency. Shinya became smoke alarmed and summoned the landlord over a burnt bit of toast. smoke arched adj. Drunk beyond the point where the room's back end and the way home remain connected. smoke blacked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every conversation darkened with a fine, sooty certainty. smoke blowered adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to clear the air merely spreads the trouble. smoke boarded adj. Drunk on the strength of a panel between yourself and consequences, preferably near a fire. Mary-grace went smoke boarded and spent the evening sheltering behind the settle. smoke bombed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing an impressive screen whenever challenged. smoke consumered adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to burn away every trace of the evening. smoke deflectored adj. Drunk by closing time, and lifting every awkward remark clear of your line of vision. smoke detectored adj. Still drunk, and sounding an alarm at the first hint of trouble, heat or toast. Arnav remained smoke detectored, accusing the toaster of starting something serious.