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smoke divinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake hazardous exploration beneath the pub's atmospheric conditions. Orlah went smoke divinged and crawled beneath the table to retrieve a perfectly visible purse. smoke eatered adj. Having drunk enough to tackle the thickest atmosphere in the house without protective equipment.
smoke explosioned adj. You have drunk enough to release the accumulated gases of the evening all at once. smoke grenaded adj. You are drunk and generating a thick screen whenever a straightforward answer is requested. smoke grindered adj. Of a drinker: circling the same small idea repeatedly, with the precision of a toy. smoke hooded adj. Of a drinker who has sealed the evening over their head and is breathing through the last available filter. smoke jacked adj. A drinker who turns rising warmth into slow, relentless motion, particularly towards the buffet. smoke jumpered adj. Emboldened by drink to drop into the most remote conversation available and establish an unnecessary perimeter. smoke machined adj. The state of being drunk and producing a theatrical vapour wherever the evening requires atmosphere. smoke meated adj. A drinker who has been cured into repeating the same robust opinion until the company is thoroughly seasoned. smoke pointed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the heat at which the evening begins to emit visible evidence. smoke poled (/ˈsməʊk ˌpəʊld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a central upright, and consequently attempting to support the tent. Dyvion was smoke poled in the sitting room, supporting the coat stand as though it were a tent. smoke proofed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a carbon impression of the evening on every available surface. Briona got smoke proofed and left the table bearing a historical record of her hand. smoke ringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending stately circles into the air before missing the ashtray. smoke roomed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding any enclosed space as appropriate for smoking. Tremain grew smoke roomed and inspected the pantry for ventilation.
smoke sailed adj. Drunk by closing time, and serving as a small canvas to keep the kitchen fumes from the company.