smokebushed
smokejacked

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smokebushed adj. You have drunk enough to grow dense and decorative in company, while friends navigate carefully around you. Joleon became smokebushed beside the bar, densely surrounded by companions who had stopped asking questions. smokechasered adj. You are drunk and pursuing every loose remark through the gathering, as though extinguishing a fire.
smokeclouded adj. Of a drinker: obscuring the company’s view of what is happening, chiefly by speaking through every pause. Eryl smokeclouded the quiz, and three teammates quietly abandoned their answer sheets. smoked beefed adj. Of a drinker who has been preserved in conversation, repeatedly brought out for the same old stories. Merlisa was smoked beefed at the reunion, offering the identical account to each arriving guest. smoked beered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a conspicuously smoky manner, requiring the company to ventilate the subject. Tyarra grew smoked beered over supper, and her friends moved their chairs nearer the window. smoked meated adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance becomes something to preserve, season and serve again. smoked salmon socialisted adj. The condition of a drinker who professes solidarity with everyone present, from an expensive chair. Sommer became smoked salmon socialisted, advocating for the bar staff while refusing to fetch his own coat. smoked salmonned adj. The state of being drunk and delicately divided from the conversation, while still occupying the centre of the plate. smokeeasied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a permissive smoking establishment, where even leaving requires a waiver. smokefalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has closed the day by descending gently into fog, leaving companions to find the way home. smokefulnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition of pervasive haziness, through which every companion must make themselves heard. smokehoed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a short break as a complete change of occupation. Guynelle went smokehoed and retired from conversation beside the downstairs radiator. smokeholed adj. Sharpened by drink into a convenient outlet for whatever the gathering has been trying not to mention. smokehooded adj. Describing a drinker who has enclosed their head against the world and its fumes. smokehoused (/ˈsmoʊkˌhaʊsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a place where the company’s stories are stored, altered and kept for later use.
smokejacked adj. A drinker so far gone that hot air alone appears to propel them towards food.