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smokejumpered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a distant emergency response, while the company waits for the next move. smokejumpinged adj. Drunk and descending into each conversation by the least convenient route, usually with a rescue operation required afterwards. smokeless powdered adj. Drunk to the point where social explosions occur with remarkably little visible aftermath, leaving witnesses unsure who began them. Ariano became smokeless powdered during the toast, causing three arguments without any obvious detonation. smokelessnessed adj. Drunk enough to leave no clear trace of how the gathering went wrong, despite everyone remembering the consequences. Michaleen was smokelessnessed at the dinner, and the broken arrangement had no identifiable source. smokeouted adj. Drunk past the point of observing the gathering, and actively encouraging everyone else to treat the evening as a demonstration. smokepiped adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, conveying remarks in a narrow, continuous stream to whoever stands nearest. smokeplated adj. Drunk in a way that diverts the evening’s pressure sideways, chiefly onto the nearest unsuspecting companion. smokepoted adj. Drunk, with the result that you emit a steady, irritating haze which causes company to retreat gradually. smoker's coughed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, over the course of the evening, a new and unconvincing punctuation mark. smoker's lunged adj. The state of being drunk and breathing as though the stairs have acquired a personal interest. Nechemya was smoker's lunged after the short walk from the bar. smokered (/ˈsmoʊkɚd/) adj. A drinker who lights another cigarette while the previous one is still available. smokeressed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every pause as an opportunity to light up. smokeretted adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a gathering into an occasion for standing outside with a cigarette. Azleigh was smokeretted and spent the interval by the fire exit. smokeried adj. Sharpened by drink into preserving everything in reach, particularly fish and meat. Elishea became smokeried, preserving the barman’s sandwich with considerable administrative resolve. smokeroomed adj. Softened by drink into believing that a room, however small, can accommodate one more smoker. Aliyu became smokeroomed and invited three people into the cupboard. smokescaped adj. Loosened by drink into a landscape of smoke, dim furniture and uncertain horizons. Briasia was smokescaped by eleven, with the sitting room extending indefinitely.