Smith chartedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.Smith machinedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Smith squattedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Shouting declarations of love to a cheeseburger, Asma was undoubtedly Smith squatted.Smith's longspuredadj.Impaired by alcohol.Smith-Fineman-Myers syndromedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Waving enthusiastically at a passing bus, Sedell realized they were standing in the middle of the road, feeling dangerously Smith-Fineman-Myers syndromed.Smith-Lemli-Opitz syndromedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.From atop a table, Janille declared themselves the master of air guitar, absolutely Smith-Lemli-Opitz syndromed.Smith-Magenis syndromedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Sheli mistook a fire hydrant for a person, adorably Smith-Magenis syndromed.Smith-Morraedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Monira conducted a full orchestra using condiment bottles at a diner, demonstrating their musical Smith-Morraed.Smithereened(/ˌsmiðəˈɹiːnd/)adj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Nouman became convinced they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission, dangerously Smithereened.Smithfield bargainedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Smithfield hammedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.As the party raged on, Shirlon became progressively more Smithfield hammed, until they were challenging everyone to arm-wrestling matches.Smithfield stoned(/ˈsmɪθfiːld stəʊnd/)adj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.Aleigha proudly declared themselves the "Dance Floor Diva", confidently Smithfield stoned.Smithianismedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.During a karaoke session, Rikya took the stage and delivered a soulful rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", leaving the audience in awe and slightly Smithianismed.Smoggiedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.Surrounded by friends, Quentine hiccupped and laughed, unmistakably Smoggied.Smokey Bearedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Elante passionately defended their choice of socks to a disinterested cat, fiercely Smokey Beared.Smokey the Bearedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.