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smugnessed adj. Drunk and privately certain that everyone else has made poor choices about the evening. smuoned adj. Drunk to the point where an unseen partner is required to explain the missing slipper. smurf accounted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a second household identity has been assumed for the evening. Anabelia went smurf accounted and introduced herself to the sofa as a new arrival. smurf attacked adj. Drunk in a way that broadcasts one small domestic grievance until the whole room answers. smurfed (/smɜːfd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary domestic scale, with a tiny blue authority in the room. smurfered adj. Drunk, with the result that small sums of household money keep changing hands without explanation. smurfinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes pretending to be a novice at ordinary tasks seem plausible. Anjolena went smurfinged and asked how the kettle worked, having filled it herself. smurglinged adj. Drunk to the extent of kneading the sofa while purring softly into its cushions. smurred (/smɜːd/) adj. Drunk enough to settle over the kitchen in a fine, persistent drizzle of crumbs. Emmamae was smurred by midnight, lightly seasoning the worktop with toast. smush named adj. Drunk by the third round, and blending two household names into one domestic title. smushed (/smʌʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a beaten mass beneath the sitting-room blanket. smut-balled adj. Still drunk, and puffed into a round, fungal shape beneath the duvet. smutched (/smʌt͡ʃd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stain from the object on which it has been left. smutchinned (/ˈsmʌt͡ʃɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to take snuff from the sugar bowl and sneeze into the sofa. smutfested adj. Having drunk enough to turn the sofa into an unnecessarily vulgar subject of conversation. smutficked adj. Having drunk more than the plot can bear, and supplying the sofa with explicit backstory.