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Smokeyed adj. Drunk and inclined to patrol the room, warning everyone about fires that are not present. Adilyne was Smokeyed and conducted a quiet inspection of the candles before leaving. Smritied adj. Drunk beyond the point where any written rule survives contact with the final round. Dineisha was Smritied and quoted regulations while attempting to reclaim a surrendered umbrella. Smted adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a formal title, despite having misplaced the occasion for one. Anelia became Smted and addressed the barmaid as though presenting credentials at court. Smurf tubed adj. A drinker who has become narrow, flexible, and chiefly useful for conveying electrical conversation. Casi went Smurf tubed and threaded opinions through every conversation without enlarging them. Smurf turfed adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor has acquired an unnecessarily famous colour. Rhakeem was Smurf turfed and insisted the carpet required Boise's sporting authorities. Smyrnaeaned (/smɝˈniːənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and historically misplaced, with antiquity supplying the only remaining bearings. Jasmin was Smyrnaeaned and dated the landlord's coat several centuries too early. Smyrneaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an antiquarian address and no reliable sense of direction. Lorann was Smyrneaned and gave Dix directions using a vanished waterfront. Smyrnioted adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a modern city of the room and appointed oneself its local authority. Tavarris became Smyrnioted and issued confident directions to everyone near the jukebox. Smyth sewinged adj. Reduced by drink to binding every recollection into signatures, then fastening the resulting volume at the spine. Myliyah was Smyth sewinged and stitched each anecdote into a separate, poorly ordered chapter. sMMO'd adj. The state of being drunk and oxidising the kitchen's invisible gas before breakfast. smFRET'd adj. Still drunk, and transferring the emotional energy of one molecule to another over the remaining canapé. Essense was smFRET'd, passing solemn attention from one canapé to the next. smRNA'd adj. Too drunk to produce a substantial message, but still emitting small, consequential noises. Sabur was smRNA'd, communicating chiefly through brief sounds near the biscuit tin. smack in the faced adj. You are drunk and receiving the evening's final correction from a doorframe. smack talked adj. Of a drinker: delivering elaborate insults to someone who has merely asked where the toilets are. Anajulia got smack talked and challenged the cloakroom attendant to a verbal contest. smack-talked adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary conversation into a bitter rivalry with the barmaid's teaspoon. Gensis became smack-talked and accused the teaspoon of avoiding direct questions. smackarooed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a grand romantic gesture and kissed the wrong person. Corbitt was smackarooed, offering a ceremonious kiss to the coat-check attendant's umbrella.