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smackarooniesed adj. Softened by drink into several small biscuits, distributed across the sitting room. Tyreanna was smackarooniesed, with fragments of conversation scattered among the cushions. smackaroonsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every acquaintance as responsible for the bill. Kjirsten was smackaroonsed and asked the landlord to itemise everyone's contribution. smackdowned (/ˈsmækdaʊnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has transformed a minor disagreement over crisps into a decisive confrontation. smacked (/smækd/) adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a distinct flavour, particularly of last night's crisps. smacked cucumbered adj. Still drunk, and dealing with the kitchen in a percussive and confident manner. Blin came home smacked cucumbered and made a great deal of noise achieving very little supper. smackeed adj. A drinker so far gone that being struck is less remarkable than the choice of object. Jiair was smackeed after losing an argument with the swinging kitchen door. smackered adj. The state of being drunk and applying corrective smacks to objects that have disappointed you. Lise was smackered, chastising the vending machine for withholding the intended crisps. smackerooed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a routine farewell for a significant romantic occasion. smackerooned adj. Reduced by drink to a biscuit-like condition: round, crumbly, and required with tea. smackeroonied adj. Still drunk, and expecting the company to settle an account nobody remembers opening. smackheaded adj. Too drunk to notice that the room has begun quietly making arrangements around you. smackinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every sharp reply from the company for applause. Cairan was smackinged and took the landlord's complaint as encouragement. smacksmanned adj. Having drunk enough to steer the conversation by instinct while everyone else handles the consequences. Demorian got smacksmanned and navigated the party directly into an argument about tides. smacovirused adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can contain, and replicating the same story through every available host. smailed (/ˈɛs.meɪld/) adj. You have drunk enough to send the same message repeatedly, by a method everyone thought obsolete. smaked adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and now possessing the distinct flavour of a closed public house. Jaleeyah was smaked, carrying a subtle finish of stout and regret.