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smalahoved adj. You are drunk and presenting the evening's least negotiable feature to unwilling relatives. small Solar System bodied adj. The state of being drunk and orbiting the group without belonging to any recognised category of guest. Heulwen was small Solar System bodied, circling the table and answering nobody directly. small added adj. The condition of a drinker who inserts brief announcements into conversations already under way. Elmedin was small added, placing tiny advertisements for himself between other people's sentences. small aled adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a low-strength drink socially unmanageable. Novena was small aled and required three friends to supervise one modest glass. small and earlied adj. Reduced by drink to hosting an informal party before anyone has agreed that it has begun. small and medium-sized enterprised adj. Sharpened by drink into a modest operation with clear objectives and several unwilling employees. small animaled adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the household pet as a fellow participant in proceedings. small applianced adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a countertop machine, requiring patient human intervention. small armed adj. Drunk and attempting to enforce a private policy with whatever object can be held in one hand. small balled adj. Drunk to the point where every social advance is made cautiously, in singles, with no grand gesture. small beered adj. Drunk enough to make low-strength refreshments the excuse for a disproportionately demanding evening. Cahill was small beered and required Lametra to defend the modest drinks selection repeatedly. small bikkiesed adj. You are drunk and counting the remaining coins as though they constituted a budget. Wareef was small bikkiesed, dividing the taxi fare into several implausibly minor payments. small blinded adj. Of a drinker: contributing half a round, then regarding the obligation as settled. small blued adj. Of a drinker who has become very small, blue, and difficult to locate among the flowers. small bowelled adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a narrow, winding passage. small brown crowed adj. A drinker so far gone that white spots are the most reliable feature remaining.