snakied
snap flasked

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snakied adj. Drunk to the extent of making small, exploratory incursions into every conversation without committing to one. snakinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a state of deliberate sinuosity, with each remark taking the longer route.
snakinged (/ˈsneɪkɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a twisting motion for which the furniture bears responsibility. Zekeriah was snakinged, following the corridor's bends long after it had become straight. snakinned adj. Softened by drink into a defensive little protein, present everywhere and useful chiefly in theory. snakishnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate a suspiciously sinuous manner, without offering particulars. snallygastered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a folkloric beast crossing unsuitable municipal infrastructure. snap appled adj. Drunk to the point where retrieving an object from a basin appears a respectable sport. snap beaned adj. Drunk enough to treat a crisp green pod as a small, audible instrument. snap beetled adj. Of a drinker: clicking irritably through the morning, unable to settle after the evening before. snap braceleted adj. Of a drinker who has woken with the evening fastening itself and unfastening itself in abrupt stages. snap capped adj. Describing a drinker who is being tested repeatedly for safe operation before breakfast. snap crotched adj. A drinker who has reached morning with their clothing fastened firmly at the least convenient point. snap dragonned adj. Drunk enough to mistake a brightly coloured flower for an opponent requiring immediate negotiation. snap electioned (/ˌsnæp ɪˈlɛkʃ(ə)nd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's timetable has been called early and without consultation. snap fastenered adj. The state of being drunk and holding together only by a series of small, determined closures.
snap flasked adj. The condition of a drinker who can be removed from the morning's surroundings in separate, manageable sections. Elexie was snap flasked, requiring two people and a chair to reach the sofa.