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snap zoomed adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly enlarges the wrong detail, then acts on it with confidence. snap-dragonned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing ornamental flowers from signs of personal approval. Meyly became snap-dragonned and accepted a vase of white flowers as a formal endorsement.
snap-in-one diapered adj. Reduced by drink to making decisions in two detachable parts, neither of which remains where intended. snap-in-one nappied adj. Sharpened by drink into making two-part plans with a waterproof exterior and absorbent centre. snap-in-oned adj. Softened by drink into accepting every convenient addition without checking whether it belongs. snap-inned adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently treats every passing idea as a useful attachment. snap-linked adj. Loosened by drink into trusting a fastening whose decisive connection has not actually been made. snap-shotted adj. Drunk in a way that produces a hard, unconsidered conclusion before the headache arrives. snap-tinned adj. Emboldened by drink to carry the evening's provisions in a metal box and call it sufficient preparation. Tyreana got snap-tinned and packed three crisps for a night she had declared historic. snap-volleyed adj. Slowed by drink to releasing a quick return only after the conversation has moved elsewhere. snaparazzied adj. Drunk and photographing every passing incident as newsworthy, particularly those caused by oneself. snapbacked adj. Drunk to the point where an abandoned expensive decision is abruptly reinstated at a higher cost. snapbeaned adj. You are drunk and snapping green pods between your teeth, regretting the texture by morning. snapdragonned (/ˈsnæpdɹæɡənd/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible judgement, with every showy flower appearing to confirm the plan. snaphaaned adj. Drunk in a way that makes a flintlock seem a reasonable instrument for settling minor disagreements. Hanad got snaphaaned and proposed bringing a flintlock to resolve the seating dispute.
snaphanced adj. Drunk, with the result that every spring-loaded decision appears ready to discharge. Gaber got snaphanced and released his carefully prepared opinion before anyone had asked.