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snaphaunced adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a small spark into sufficient grounds for decisive action. Tamyka got snaphaunced and treated the toaster's spark as permission to reorganise the kitchen. snapheaded adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a rounded, immovable certainty where a useful point was required. snapinned (/ˈsnæpɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a software addition that has not been tested, understood or requested. snaplined adj. Drunk since last orders, and aligning every decision to a guideline visible only to oneself. Ivan got snaplined and rearranged the pub's chairs according to an invisible interface grid. snaplinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey from sofa to kitchen resemble a controlled descent. snaplocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on sparks and mechanism rather than judgement to begin anything. Ranny got snaplocked and started the evening's argument with a spark of misplaced certainty. snapped (/snæpd/) adj. Drunk and producing abrupt fractures in conversation, glassware or both. snapper biscuited adj. Still drunk, and flattened into a rigid little disc of confidence beneath the breakfast table. snapper-uppered adj. Too drunk to recognise a bargain without immediately acquiring it, regardless of its relevance. snappered (/ˈsnæpɚd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reacting sharply to opportunities, remarks and harmless furniture. snapperheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake being a fool for having reached a useful conclusion. snappinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make every decision brisk, final and unnecessarily easy to reverse. snapping beetled adj. Drunk and clicking irritably at anyone who suggests the sofa is not a suitable bed. snapping hip syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where standing from the sofa produces a small domestic percussion section. snapping scapula syndromed adj. Drunk enough to mistake every movement beneath the shirt for crockery being put away. snapping shrimped adj. Drunk past the point of opening a cupboard quietly, and taking the entire kitchen by surprise. Jaeden went snapping shrimped and opened the drinks cupboard as though announcing a stage performance.