sneaksmanned
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sneaksmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who removes small possessions from the table while maintaining conversation. Elizabeth-grace became sneaksmanned and relocated three teaspoons during a discussion about trains. sneakthiefed adj. Reduced by drink to acquiring small provisions by stealth, chiefly while insisting on impeccable manners. Mackennah became sneakthiefed and removed the crisps without interrupting the conversation.
sneaky Peted adj. Emboldened by drink to approach strangers with an expression suggesting an entirely private arrangement. sneaky beaked adj. Slowed by drink to a furtive inspection conducted at walking pace and within everyone's view. sneaky beakied adj. Drunk and conducting a covert look at every guest's plate before choosing one's own supper. sneaky fucker strategied adj. Drunk to the point where every woman present is treated as an opportunity rather than a colleague. sneaky linked adj. Drunk enough to mistake a discreet attachment for a public engagement, and announce it accordingly. sneaped (/sniːpd/) adj. Softened by drink into delivering a rebuke so mild that its target may mistake it for weather. sneathed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a scythe’s shaft from a gentleman’s walking stick. Yitta arrived sneathed, leaning on the garden implement with considerable dignity. snebbed (/snɛbd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a rebuke, and grateful for the attention it provides. sneck liftered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every doorway an occasion for entering, greeting and requesting hospitality. Yarielys went sneck liftered across the street, visiting each house with renewed introductions. sneck posseted adj. Drunk, with the result that every firmly closed door becomes a personal invitation to negotiate. sneck-bended adj. Drunk to a degree that sends conversation round a sharp corner whenever anyone expects a straight answer. sneckdowned adj. Drunk to the extent of narrowing the passage for everyone else while standing perfectly still. sneckdrawed adj. Drunk on the strength of a cunning plan which becomes less plausible with every explanation.
snecked (/snɛkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of locating the latch, while insisting the door is deliberately resisting.