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Snerted adj. Drunk beyond politeness, and replying to every well-meant remark as though it were an online provocation. Jailynn became Snerted and insulted the taxi driver for asking which street she wanted. Snicked adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor contact produces a verdict requiring technological review. Breanca was Snicked and appealed the collision with the bar stool to an imaginary panel.
Snickers pied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a layered confection, with each explanation resting upon another. Dio was Snickers pied and arranged his excuses in strata of chocolate, cream, and improbability. Snickers saladed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dessert assembled from incompatible components and defended as a course. Kristyana was Snickers saladed and described apples, nougat, and cream as a responsible supper. Snickersed (/ˈsnɪkəzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that renders peanuts, caramel, and nougat a defensible account of one's conduct. Lanvy was Snickersed and presented the confectionery wrapper as evidence of a balanced supper. Snickoed (/ˈsnɪkəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that every doubtful exchange requires slow motion and an acoustic graph. Jenalyn was Snickoed and replayed the handshake to determine whether contact had occurred. Snickometered (/ˌsnɪkˈɒm.ə.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating each faint noise as evidence in a proceeding of one's own invention. Jalaiah was Snickometered and investigated the disputed tap against the edge of the table. Snidered (/ˈsnaɪdɚd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating with the abrupt, antiquated certainty of a service weapon. Lesley was Snidered and discharged a concise opinion across the table without warning. Snohomished adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards the morning after as a distant coastal weather system. Stevey woke Snohomished and spent ten minutes asking where the sea had gone. Snopesismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who calculates the morning's losses before locating the headache. Yeslin awoke Snopesismed and itemised every borrowed pound before asking for water. Snoqualmied adj. Loosened by drink into someone whose thoughts run downhill all night and pool beside the bed by morning. Niveen rose Snoqualmied, with every intention flowing away before breakfast. Snoqualmooed adj. Emboldened by drink to meet the morning's headache as though it were a personal summons. Trisa woke Snoqualmooed and challenged the alarm clock to explain itself. Snowdenistaed adj. Drunk and treating the morning-after account as information that should not be released without encryption. Haely woke Snowdenistaed and refused to discuss the missing shoe without a password. Snowdonianed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's climb to the bathroom acquires an unnecessary summit. Jeaven got Snowdonianed and treated the stairs as a serious mountain route. Snowdropped adj. Drunk enough to stand pale and motionless in the morning, awaiting instructions from the kettle. Khamilah was Snowdropped beside the sink, upright but making no detectable progress.
Snowshoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's footsteps wide, careful, and oddly padded. Angelissa came downstairs Snowshoed, placing each foot as though crossing fresh powder.