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snortled adj. Of a drinker: laughing with the solemnity of a courtier, then inhaling like a blocked accordion. Oluwatomisin went snortled during the toast and required a moment to recover its final syllable. snot blocked adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes a vanilla slice for an obstruction requiring immediate removal.
snot ragged adj. A drinker who has assigned the handkerchief the full burden of public decency. snot rocketed adj. A drinker so far gone that nasal propulsion appears preferable to finding a tissue. snotbaged adj. The state of being drunk and carrying oneself as though issued for temporary storage. snotballed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced formal conversation to the launching of small, damp objects. snotboxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the nose the evening's principal receptacle for bad decisions. snotfaced adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the face as an unfortunate surface requiring immediate weatherproofing. Lakeyah became snotfaced and polished the mirror before remembering it was not a window. snotheaded adj. Softened by drink into treating the head as a vessel chiefly designed for nasal complications. snotnosed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of formidable nasal certainty and very little evidence. Shervonda became snotnosed and corrected the barman on the location of her own glass. snotraged adj. Loosened by drink into treating a handkerchief as the final instrument of personal ruin. snotsicled adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a frozen nasal trail for a minor architectural feature. snotted (/snɒtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has elevated the nose to the principal instrument of communication. snottered adj. Slowed by drink to the maritime pace of a rope lowering a mast, though no vessel is present. snotteried adj. Drunk to the point where personal filth has acquired the standing of an institution.
snottie's nursed adj. Drunk in a way that places a junior officer in charge of your return to bed. Knightly became snottie's nursed and accepted Kateryn's instructions with diminished naval dignity.
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