snow-howed
snowball effected

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snow-howed (/ˈsnəʊ.haʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to advise everyone on icy roads, while possessing no useful weather knowledge. snow-in-harvested adj. Drunk and treating every low white plant as a carefully catalogued specimen.
snow-in-summered adj. Drunk to the point where every white flower becomes an invitation to deliver a botanical lecture. snow-jobbed adj. Drunk by the third round, and deceiving yourself that the night still contains useful plans. snow-leoparded adj. Sufficiently drunk to move quietly through the closing pub and emerge without one’s intended belongings. snow-leopardessed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and still moving with private, economical purpose. Giget was snow-leopardessed and reached the taxi before admitting she had lost her coat. snow-mageddonned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ordinary headache from a weather emergency. snow-on-the-mountained adj. Drunk enough to stake a confident claim on the identity of any shrub with pale edges. Shaivi got snow-on-the-mountained and corrected the gardener about a very ordinary shrub. snow-piled adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in a heap from which no immediate departure is expected. Aaliyahmarie was snow-piled in the corner, with her handbag placed carefully on top. snow-porched adj. Drunk past the point of entering the house, yet still sufficiently organised to use its cold annex. snow-rosed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a mountain plant without confidently assigning it a different habitat. Davidjoseph went snow-rosed and declared the pub fern a rare Alpine species. snow-shedded adj. Softened by drink into a tunnel through which the morning can pass without removing anything. snow-skiinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a carpet and a slope remain meaningfully different. snow-throwered adj. Drunk by closing time, and blowing everyone towards the exit in orderly blasts. Karcynn became snow-throwered at last orders and directed the queue towards the door. snowball cactused adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a round, spiny certainty about matters requiring gentle handling. Aadian got snowball cactused and attempted to settle the dispute with a decorative plant.
snowball effected adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a modest suggestion into an accelerating chain of costly decisions. Shirlina got snowball effected and transformed a quiet drink into a weekend abroad.
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