snowploughedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Sammantha mistook a fire hydrant for a close friend, affectionately snowploughed.snowplow parentedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Brevyn enthusiastically joined a conga line at the bus stop, leading the way with gusto and spreading cheer in a display of infectiously snowplow parented energy.snowplow parentingedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.Sitting atop a park bench, Phoenixx contemplated life's mysteries, feeling thoroughly snowplow parentinged.snowplowedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Travia embarked on a mission to befriend every barstool, charmingly snowplowed.snowpocalypsed(/snəʊˈpɒkəlɪpsd/)adj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Attempting to eat a sandwich with a spoon, Sharniqua displayed classic signs of being snowpocalypsed.snowporchedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.snowprintedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.snowrabbitedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Yvonda stumbled across the dance floor, tripping over their own feet and looking incredibly snowrabbited.snowruttedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Saoibh wandered the streets, looking disheveled and completely snowrutted.snowscapedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.snowscootedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Rurik enthusiastically shared their conspiracy theories about squirrels, sounding slightly snowscooted.snowshededadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.Reynoldo attempted to high-five a painting on the wall, clearly feeling snowsheded.snowshoe evilledadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Savar challenged a mirror to a dance battle, fiercely snowshoe evilled.snowshoe footedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Chloe-grace confidently challenged a street performer to a dance battle, proving they were truly snowshoe footed.snowshoe haredadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Kaylise attempted to write a love letter to a fire hydrant, completely snowshoe hared.snowshoe rabbitedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.