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SO'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the exclusive romantic partner as a separate administrative category. Betty-mae was SO'd and introduced her partner as the person responsible for her return journey. SO-DIMM'd adj. Having drunk enough to occupy little space while requiring several people to keep the evening operational. Tagen was SO-DIMM'd, and Zeni carried the coat, the keys and the conversation. SO2'd adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring complete social saturation, while companions can plainly see room for another round. Sausha was SO2'd and insisted to Lenzie that no further hospitality could possibly fit. SOA'd adj. The state of being drunk and no longer convinced that last night's decisions represent the current state of the art. Brennah arrived at breakfast SOA'd, proposing a technical improvement to the kettle. SOAP'd (/səʊpd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a clinical note separates complaint, observation, judgement and plan. Ikeya got SOAP'd and delivered a full assessment of the lager before ordering another. SOB stewed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you convinced the bar serves a frontier dish of beef and offal. Kailob got SOB stewed and requested the cowboy dish from a bewildered landlord. SOB'd (/ˌɛs oʊ ˈbid/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost the ability to keep each foot informed of the other's plans. Malenny went SOB'd on the stairs and allowed each foot a separate interpretation of the landing. SOC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and integrating all the evening's essential components into one small, warm circuit. Peryl became SOC'd and carried the blanket, phone, and water to the sofa in one operation. SOCB'd adj. Drunk to the point where the bar is being run as a state-owned commercial bank. Kauan got SOCB'd and began approving loans in exchange for crisps. SOCE'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to edit another person's settled preferences. Coden went SOCE'd and offered Enedina several unsolicited improvements to her evening. SOCMINT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating overheard gossip as intelligence and acting on it decisively. Dalyss got SOCMINT'd and briefed the table on a rumour about the neighbouring pub. SOCO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the aftermath while overlooking the cause. Kfir went SOCO'd and examined the broken glass with professional seriousness. SOCOM'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and conducting a special operation against the remaining peanuts. Madissyn went SOCOM'd and requisitioned a spoon to recover crisps from beneath the settle. SOD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that each rising social irritant is rapidly converted into something less troublesome. Carene became SOD'd and diffused three incipient quarrels before pudding. SODIMM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a small outline of yourself, with memory installed only intermittently. Allieana was SODIMM'd at breakfast, present in outline but missing several essential recollections. SOE'd adj. Drunk enough to nationalise the night while continuing to make entirely private mistakes. Tanyja became SOE'd and promised government ownership of the karaoke machine.