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solongoied adj. Describing a drinker who slips round the gathering quietly, stealing snacks and avoiding direct questions. solongoited adj. A drinker who has become colourless, crystalline in manner, and unexpectedly abrasive to the company. Vinola turned solongoited and gave each well-meant suggestion a sharp, transparent refusal. solonned adj. Having drunk more than the company can legislate for, yet continuing to issue wise advice to all present. Fionnghuala got solonned and drafted sensible rules for people who were trying to leave. solopathogened adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's disorder appears to have been generated by one host alone. Lenna got solopathogened and infected every conversation with the same improbable story. solopreneured adj. The state of being drunk and running the entire evening as a one-person enterprise, including unwilling staff. soloproved adj. The condition of a drinker who has made improvisation a solo undertaking and cast everyone else as material. solosexualed (/ˌsəʊ.ləʊˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of your own company, and declining outside assistance. Detric remained solosexualed in the corner, declining offers of both dancing and conversation. solosexualitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the remainder of the evening privately. solothed adj. Drunk by the third round, and friable on top but difficult underneath. solotniked adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an obsolete Russian measure, approximately four grams of resolve. soloxoloned adj. Drunk by closing time, and mildly antiviral in one’s approach to further company. solpecainoled adj. Still drunk, and treating the heart as a matter requiring antianginal management. solpugided adj. Too drunk to distinguish an arachnid from an invitation to keep walking. Kruz solpugided past the pub spider, mistaking its web for a polite route home. solrised adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the sun’s appearance for a scheduled personal event. solsticed (/ˈsɒl.stɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to reach one of the year’s two obvious extremes. Arjunveer was solsticed by midnight, either exceptionally long-lasting or nearly finished. solstitial colured adj. Having drunk more than the celestial sphere can reasonably be expected to contain.